July 30, 2020

You can order anything on the Internet these days. Shoes. Wallpaper. Flowers. Music. It’s amazing.

I’ve heard about mail-order brides. But what about a mail-order husband?

Would they come with a money-back guarantee?

And be able to think outside of the box?

They say it’s technological progress. I say it’s magic.

Because how else to describe when the mailman magically shows up at my doorstep with exactly what my heart desires.

mail-order husband

The manual seemed easy enough. Love husband. Don’t yell at him. When hangry: bring beer and make food. Get enough sleep. And have fun.

I think I got this.

Got him up and running in no time. ;)

And it’s always nice when things turn out exactly as specified.

Yep, this one is a keeper.


  • Reply

    Mary Katherine Johnson

    November 22, 2021 at 14:27

    I also ordered my husband online. It was a very satisfying experience. I have kept him for 14 years next month!

  • Reply

    Karen O'Megle

    October 8, 2022 at 16:44

    I absolutely love this article about Mail Order Husband’s! I need to go find one for myself.


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